Thursday, May 24, 2007

I was walking down the street when I was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless woman who asked me for a couple of dollars for dinner. I took out my wallet, got out ten dollars and asked, "If I give you this money, will you buy some wine with it instead of dinner?""No, I had to stop drinking years ago", the homeless woman told me."Will you use it to go shopping instead of buying food?" I asked."No, I don't waste time shopping," the homeless woman said. "I need to spend all my time trying to stay alive.""Will you spend this on a beauty salon instead of food?" I asked."Are you NUTS!" replied the homeless woman. "I haven't had my hair done in 20 years!""Well," I said, "I'm not going to give you the money.Instead, I'm going to take you out for dinner with my husband and me tonight."The homeless woman was shocked. "Won't your husband be furious with you for doing that? I know I'm dirty, and I probably smell pretty disgusting."I said, "That's okay. It's important for him to see what a woman looks like after she has given up shopping, hair appointments, and wine."

Ei saanud pointile pihta, aga oli vist nali :D Ema saatis

6 comments:

Krista said...

Heh, ma saan küll pihta:D

Mare said...

Ma sain ka pihta, aga see ei ole naljakas eriti...

Anonymous said...

Ma sain ka pihta.. ei olnud väga naljakas jap. Mul hakkas pigem sellest kodutust naisest kahju.

Maria said...

:/

Tuuli said...

mul hakkas tänu sellele hoopis üks laul kummitama xD

I was walking down the street and listening techno beat, that smooth night heat to the latest beat. You looked at me and smiled, you made my day, oh baby pleaste don't go away.. või midagi sikuest umbes :D

Maria said...

aww n_n